Okay, so that’s not strictly true; if my Bosch Multitalent 3 Food Processor lasts the entire duration of my hopefully long life, I’ll be slightly surprised to say the least, but even so, it’s certainly not a ‘use for a few months and then forget all about’ kind of gift.

The same cannot be said, however, for the tin of Cartwright and Butler fudge, which lasted approximately 24 hours after having torn the wrapping paper from the giant box in which it was encased. In this instance, it definitely was just for Christmas.

I thought about whether to do this post, all too familiar of a vomit-inducing Youtube haul (I actually watch these all the time as there’s something addictive about them), but still I hate the ‘look at all this stuff that I either didn’t pay for, or I did pay for because I’m rolling in money for doing fuck all’ kind of posts.

I can’t decide if this is actually any different, but there are no Tiffany lockets, Michael Kors watches (sick face), or Gucci belts and handbags (actually just sick face all of those). Instead here you’ll find a selection of edible and inedible goodies that if you’re still reading, you might actually be interested in purchasing yourself.

Not everything Santa brought me was food-related (he very kindly gifted me some toothpaste, deodorant and make up wipes too – make of that what you will), but a lot of it revolved around the kitchen, and I simply wouldn’t have it any other way.

I should probably start with the aforementioned food processor then. It’s something I’ve wanted for a while (not necessarily that specific one but just something to mush stuff up). I already have a stick blender, and a smoothie maker, but nothing in between for mixing up larger batches of ingredients.

I did my research into how it all works last night, and there are a fair few exciting parts to this ‘MultiTalent’ gadget.  The main processor bowl has various blades and attachments. Firstly, you have the standard choppy, mixy sharp blade that you’ll find in any standard processor (like I’ve mentioned before, we only use technical terminology here). It also comes with a plastic ‘blade’ which is designed for mixing up doughs, taking the effort out of strenuous hand-mixing (that’s where I get my bulging biceps from).

As well as those, there are two chopping disks. These sit just underneath the lid of the bowl, and so when you feed your ingredients through the funnel in the top, the blades slice them to the desired thickness (there’s a thick side and a fine side). The other chopping disk is used for speed-grating, and again, this blade has a coarse-grating side and a fine-grating side.

Remove the bowl, and you can add on the blender, ready for prepping smoothies, juices, sauces or soups. This add-on will probably get the least use of them all for me, as like I mentioned, I already have a specific smoothie maker, and my stick blender is perfect for soups, as you don’t even need to move the liquid from the pan.

Finally, what will be massively useful for me is the smaller add-on container. I often make spice/curry pastes for the dishes I cook up, and have been used to using the stick blender for that too. But when I’m literally just making a paste for a meal for one person, there’s so little of the mixture that it barely even reaches the blades on the stick blender. So this small container will be perfect for those kind of things – finely mashing up all those seeds, berries and bits of diced ginger and veg to create the perfect paste quantities for my main meals.

On to some of the edible goodies I found under the tree. First up is this Shawarma Paste by Belazu. I first found a love for Shawarma when I spent a few months living in Granada in Southern Spain. Every city has its own post-night out snack, and I would like to personally thank the Moors for bringing the hangover cure that is Shawarma from North Africa to the region of Andalucía. What could be more desirable in your inebriated state than a stodgy wrap, full of flavoursome kebab meat, salad and all the sauce.

I’ve never made anything along those lines myself, but you can guarantee I’ll give it a go now. It might not be in its Andalucían wrap form, but my mind is running wild with thoughts of all the delicious stews I could make that would benefit from this beautiful-scented paste.

Sticking with the Middle Eastern/North African theme,  I unwrapped this lovely little jar of Steenbergs’ Dukkah. I had heard of it before, but truth be told, I wouldn’t be able to tell you exactly what it was, so here’s the Wikipedia explanation:

… is an Egyptian condiment, consisting of a mixture of herbs, nuts (usually hazelnut) and spices. It is typically used as a dip with bread or fresh vegetables for an hors d’oeuvre.

Having done some research, there seem to be a number of ways to cook with Dukkah. It can be used as a crispy coating for meat and fish (or even veg), or can be sprinkled over salads, eggs or toast for added crunch and flavour.

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It’s customary in my house to receive some kind of Lindt chocolate at Christmas time (as if 24 days of Lindt advent calendar chocolate hadn’t been enough). I’ll actually be saving this milk chocolate bear ready for when I need chocolate to bake with. If I don’t want to overload myself with chocolate, I tend to put it to one side in the cupboard, and inevitably at some point I’ll be making a cake, hot chocolate or sauce that requires melted chocolate – and there it is, beautiful tasting, quality chocolate just waiting to be used up.

One thing that I’ve wanted to cook with for a while, but not necessarily had the patience to hunt down (it’s not actually that difficult to find at all) is liquid smoke. Perfect for BBQ style dishes, and actually also featuring heavily in many vegan recipes I’ve come across, this sauce has a unique flavour that can’t really be created from scratch using indoor cooking appliances. I think a big rack of BBQ ribs are in order now.

I was possibly most excited by this Doctor Seaweed, Weed and Wonderful, Smoked Scottish Seaweed Infused Rapeseed Oil. It may have an incredibly longwinded title, but it’s not that complex to use at all. It smells really interesting, and the bottle suggests drizzling it over fish or something along those lines to add smoky flavours of the sea.

As if my spice cupboard needed any further additions, Santa treated me to this cute little pack of nutmeg with a mini grater. First off, I LOVE the grater. Anything miniature has me whining and cooing about how adorable it is, but it’s actually quite practical too in this case. I still have a little bit of nutmeg left over from what my parents brought me back from Burma, but it is running kind of low, so now I have this lovely back-up ready and waiting. I honestly think nutmeg is my favourite spice. It just has the most beautiful warmth to it, and probably reminds me sentimentally of the bread sauce I smothered all over my roast chicken for years when I was (even) little(r than I am now).

It took me a while to work this next one out, and I’m still not entirely sure about it, but these are hot smoked paprika flakes. I’ve never used paprika flakes before, only ground paprika, so I imagine these will add a more intense burst of flavour. I do love spice (heat) so a sprinkling of this over avocado toast or something like that will be delicious.

Continuing on the paprika theme are these super cute mini paprika packets. Each one has a slightly different note – there’s smoky, sweet, and bittersweet. This is so useful for me, as I often follow recipes that ask for ‘sweet’ paprika, and all I have is what I consider to be ‘generic’ paprika so I just use that. Now I actually have slightly different concoctions of the spice that will add subtly different flavours to my dishes.

I think I now have enough saffron to last me a looong while, but who would be unhappy with that, as it’s the most expensive spice. I’ve also heard a fair bit about Brindisa being a great-quality supplier of Spanish ingredients within the UK – they have shops and tapas restaurants in London and so it’s nice to have something of theirs to try (literally off to browse their website right now…)

Another product that I’m happy to have a top up of is the Taylor and Colledge Organic Vanilla Bean Paste. I reluctantly (reluctant because of the price) bought some of this from Morrisons a few months ago, and I’m so close to running out, so it was a perfect coincidence that I found another little tub of it waiting for me yesterday morning. Obviously a tiny bit of vanilla bean paste or essence goes a long way, so this should hopefully last me a while.

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Buying Rachel Ama’s Vegan Eats earlier this year introduced me to the idea of using Moringa and Açaí powder in my vegan cooking. Obviously I’d eaten açaí a million times over in Brazil, but never thought of using the powdered form. Rachel makes pancakes using the ‘superfood’ that is moringa powder (the whole superfood thing is mostly bullshit, but still, it looks interesting), and also an açaí smoothie bowl using that powder. These Indigo Nutrition packs are pretty big and so despite probably being quite pricey, they should last me a while. I’ll be making both the pancakes and the smoothie bowl quite soon, and so you should you’ll be able to see those finished brunch items in one of my upcoming Meat Me Halfway posts.

God, I’m still going. There’s actually quite a bit left. I loved the fact that instead of buying shitty crackers full of tat, my parents made crackers out of toilet roll and tissue paper with personalised things inside. My treat was this tiny tiny tub of Nutella, and you know what, I may never use it because it’s that cute. I don’t think I can even bear to open it…

I’d actually forgotten that I’d asked Santa for some mini tart tins, as when I was in Morrisons a few months ago, I saw that they did a pack of 2 for about a fiver, and so I couldn’t resist buying them. Well, now I’ve got 2 more, which is actually pretty helpful, as I think these ones are slightly bigger, and so would be perfect for making individual savoury tarts, whereas I feel like the ones I already have are a better size for sweet desserts.

The last set of food items came in the form of a hamper that came with the food processor. There was actually so much in here – all by Cartwright and Butler. There was a box of butter shortbread which were as expected – buttery and crunchy with a sprinkling of sugar on top. There was also the tin of fudge mentioned earlier (yes, that tin that I devoured in less than 24 hours). The fudge was beautiful and I’d definitely recommend that if you’re looking for a lovely gift for someone. Whilst the fudge came in a pretty greeny blue tin, the hazelnut truffles were housed in a lilac tin – both of which I’ll be reusing, filling them with other ingredients in my kitchen once I’ve eaten everything inside. The truffles weren’t exactly what I was expecting – I thought that truffles always had a soft centre, but these were solid throughout with a strong, bitter-flavoured cocoa coating. They weren’t unpleasant, but just not what I’d thought they’d be.

Savoury-wise, they’d included a packet of cheese biscuits, which were very moreish. I could say I wasn’t in love with them flavour and texture-wise, but then you’d question why and how I’d already managed to finish them all (:

Just a couple more bits in the hamper – a lovely little tin housing a big slab of cherry and almond cake. I sat in my room looking through all the bits I’d accumulated, wanting to try a little bit of everything, but unfortunately I didn’t have a knife up there. Instead of going downstairs to get one to slice a piece off like a normal person would, I peeled back the plastic wrapping, and just took a bite out of the side of the cake, shoving it in my face, eating it as if it were a child-size cake bar. Do not judge me. It was actually so lovely – there’s only half of it left, and I’m not sure whether it’s going to make it to my friends’ for New Year’s Eve or not.

The jar of rhubarb custards was super cute, and the mason jars are going to be perfect for making jam or something like that afterwards. I’m not normally a huge fan of sweets, but these will be nice for when I have a sweet craving but don’t want something too indulgent.

Finally in the hamper was a jar of apple chutney. I love chutneys so I’m very exicted about this. It smells amazing, and I love the thick, chunky texture. I haven’t decided what I’m going to use it with but I reckon it’d be a welcome side sauce for most things I’d cook.

I hadn’t heard of Cartwright and Butler before, but this hamper gives me the impression that their stuff is perfect for gifts, both in terms of taste and presentation, so it’d definitely be worth checking out their website (assuming they have one – I haven’t actually got round to that yet as I’ll probably want everything).

A couple of non-kitchen-related inedible items now, all still to do with food of course. The first is a book that I saw newly–released on Amazon not long ago. ‘This is a book for people who love hot sauce’ is a short and sweet A5 book all about, you guessed it, hot sauce. From the science behind the chemical processes involved and the Scoville scale, to the history, to the variations of hot sauce all over the world, it won’t take me long to blast through this book. I love hot sauce, and if you do too it’s a novelty read.

On the theme of books, I also got this beautiful blank notebook, which I’m going to use as my own personal recipe book. I’m going to fill it with a compilation of base recipes (think different pastries, staple sauces etc), and on top of that, once I perfect recipes of my own, or come up with ideas for potential recipes, I’ll jot all of those down in here too. I want it to be a book that I cherish, and one that I continue to add to for a very long time.

Before I disappear off to enjoy the last few hours of boxing day (before I head back to work fml), my final semi-related present was these incredibly comfy gym leggings from Gymshark. You may have no interest in these whatsoever, and why should you? But just in case you do get a little thrill from heading out for a run, or lifting weights in the gym after all that Christmas fun (there really is no need to feel like you should..), then these leggings have quickly become some of my Gymshark favourites. They fit true to size, aren’t too long for someone short like me, and are tight, sucking me in in all the right places, without feeling uncomfortably restrictive (like some of the other Gymshark styles).

So whether your New Year’s resolution is to cook more, eat more, read more or work out more, hopefully some of the items above that I was lucky enough to find wrapped up under the tree will be of interest to you.

I can’t wait to get to work in the kitchen with them, and no doubt over the next few months I’ll be adding even more to my gadget and store cupboard collections.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas (or just a lovely, relaxing break if you haven’t celebrated).

The New Year may be just around the corner, but resolutions or not, we’ve still gotta eat, so…

¡Comemos!

xo