The Clock

Having grown up in a small village with no shops and next to no public transport links, getting to any decent restaurant or café was a bit of a commitment. Driving and parking would have to be considered, and so the concept of a regular, local, neighbourhood spot just didn’t really exist. 

Fast forward to now, and living in North London, I’ve begun to discover the wonders of having fantastic restaurants more or less on my doorstep. 

Although I don’t live in Crouch End, it’s fast becoming one of my favourite parts of London – a lovely, little residential bubble, walking distance from my flat. And it’s in Crouch End that I’ve had some fantastic brunches and dinners in the past 12 months.

It was a evening browse on Deliveroo that led me to The Clock, whose menu looked far too good to be available for takeaway on a delivery app. 

On a warm summer’s Saturday night (this is not a novel…), you could be mistaken for thinking we were abroad, on holiday – something which we could only dream of in the months following Lockdown phase one. It certainly didn’t feel as if we were in London. 

The Clock has the appeal of being a small, intimate venue, with an understated shopfront (that to be honest, you could easily miss), and a comforting, homely vibe inside. Staff are friendly, but not overbearing, and the menu makes it delightfully difficult to choose from.

I’m actually going to reference two visits here, as I returned within a couple of weeks, having loved it so much. On the first visit, we shared Seared Scallops with Fresh Pea Purée and Hazelnuts. Not only was this beautiful to look at, but the scallops were cooked perfectly, and the pea purée was light, and well-seasoned.

On my second visit, I was particularly impressed by the Sweetcorn and Chorizo Croquettes, where the filling had been blitzed to a smooth puree-type paste. Despite the potential for this to sound slightly like mush, it was incredibly flavoursome and with the crunchy croquette exterior, the consistency of the filling worked really well.

The Salt & Pepper Squid was decent, but not wowing, so for a little salty, snack-style starter, this is a great option.

On to the mains and as much as I should probably save the best until last, I have to go straight in with the Lemon Sole with Samphire. I love those magical moments where you genuinely know you’re eating one of the best things you’ve ever tried. This certainly was my ultimate fish dish. You have to persevere to deal with the bones and forget trying to look elegant when you’re picking them from your teeth but ignore that, because the flavour… Slightly citrussy with a light, flaky texture, this fish is buttery and delicious. The samphire adds a lovely burst of colour, with brown shrimp dotted throughout. A side of equally as buttery green beans with hazelnuts was a nice addition – I should add that the piece of fish is huge, and so you probably won’t want a heavy side.

One of their most featured dishes on social media, and for good reason, is the Cornish Crab Linguine. Served in the Spider Crab’s hollowed out shell, the linguine is freshly-made, with a light olive oil sauce coating with roasted tomatoes. The shell serving dish is a bit of a novelty, but one that I absolutely bought into.

For hungrier bellies to fill, the Double Cheeseburger with thick, juicy patties, cheese and cornichons is a solid option. A mountain of a burger, you certainly won’t be left wonting for more, and the well-seasoned chips carefully straddle the line between fries and chunky chips (something which I’m definitely here for…).

I couldn’t complete my review without mentioning the desserts, despite the fact that I certainly didn’t need one either time. Their Sticky Toffee Pudding is indulgent, with a moist, treacly sponge and a generous helping of vanilla ice cream plonked on top, and you’ll find it paddling in an oozy pool of toffee sauce. 

For those who love a boozy pudding with an added caffeine-kick, the Bailey’s Espresso Chocolate Pot is a great shout. It’s super rich and creamy, and the crumbly biscuit topping adds variation to the texture.

This time though, I really have saved my favourite until last, and to top things off, it was so unexpected. The Summer Berry Pudding didn’t necessarily stand out to me on the menu, as I tend to steer towards chocolate or caramelly style desserts rather than fruit-based, but this was the highlight of the meal. It’s a beautifully striking deep red colour, with the sponge completely saturated with the rich berry sauce. A big dollop of clotted cream on top finishes it off perfectly, and helps to balance out the sharp, punchiness of the tart berry flavours.

It’s important to point out that The Clock has since brought in its new Autumn Menu which looks absolutely fantastic, however not all of the dishes mentioned above are still available, so please see below for their current availability:

  • Scallops with Pea Puree and Hazlenuts – no longer available having been replaced by an alternative scallop starter
  • Chorizo and sweetcorn croquettes – still available (listed under the ‘bites’ section of the `a la carte menu)
  • Salt and Pepper Squid – available on the fixed price menu
  • Roast Lemon Sole – a slightly different variation is available with sea asparagus and herb butter emulsion
  • Spider Crab Linguine – still available
  • Double Cheese Burger – available on the prix fixe menu
  • Sticky Toffee Pudding – still available
  • Baily’s Espresso Chocolate Pot – no longer available
  • Summer Berry Pudding – no longer available

I can’t wait to next head to The Clock for another fantastic meal, and to try out their new menu. It has the loveliest atmosphere inside and is perfect for a date night. 

With current Covid restrictions, we know that the hospitality industry is really being tested, and so please do head to independent restaurants like this one with your household – not only will you be eating really well, but we’re also helping these businesses to stay afloat. Places like Crouch End are as lovely as they are because of local businesses like The Clock so check out the menu, book your table, and lend your support.*

*households only!

¡Comemos!

xo

Temple of Seitan (Camden)

I’m back with another review, and this one’s fully vegan.

You’ll get the full lowdown of all the vegan cooking and eating out I’ve done during week 3 when I write it all up in the next few days, but for now, we’ll just focus on this one specific feast.

From my flatmate, to work colleagues, to strangers on Instagram, Temple of Seitan had been recommended to me so many times. They have two sites – their main location in Hackney and then another one in Camden.

The Camden one was slightly closer to me so I headed there, but it is quite hidden away; you’d have to actively seek it out because there’s no way you’d accidentally stumble across it.

It’s got a kind of fast food set up to it. You order at the counter and then wait for your name to be called to collect your food, and there are a number of tables dotted around, but it’s not massive inside. It is however, a light, open space that’s not overcrowded, and so although I didn’t eat in, if you were to, it would be a chilled experience.

I only had to wait 5 minutes or so for my food, and the menu is pretty extensive without being overwhelming.

And here’s where you get to take a look at what I got…

Burger-wise I wanted to stick to ‘chicken’ as opposed to the beef substitute as I feel like that’s what they’re more known for. Even so, they have a few different Chick’n combos to choose from so I ordered the Nashville Hot. This comes as a hot dipped Chick’n fillet with ranch mayo, lettuce and pickles. Overall I really enjoyed the burger – it was indulgent and tasty in a decent quality bun, but the only slight disappointment was the patty. Don’t get me wrong, it tasted good, but it was very very thin – like half the thickness of a standard slice of bread (other than the particular side you can see in the photo which got a bit thicker), meaning that you got a lot of crunch from the outer shell but not much texture from the Seitan itself. What with all the lettuce and pickles in the burger, everything just kind of lumped together in a big crunch-fest, rather than being able to note a clear difference between the texture of the patty and the relish. Still would recommend as I reckon this was just an anomaly in the kitchen.

To reiterate what I often mention, I don’t always see the point in ordering standard fries as a side (unless I’m at Mcdonald’s) because they’re never really that exciting and I’d rather try something different, however, the exception to this is if they offer some kind of loaded fries or an interesting twist on the classic. This time I went for the ‘Döner’ Snack Pack – regular fries with vegan doner meat, mayo and spicy sauce.

It’s a pretty big portion, so definitely a sharer (or something to freeze for another time like I have done), and there are a decent amount of toppings. The sauces weren’t bad but I wasn’t a fan of the vegan Döner. The texture was pretty convincing but it didn’t really taste of anything and so I don’t feel that it enhanced the fries in any way. I’d definitely try their other Animal Snack Pack loaded fries if I were to go again.

As this is breakfast, lunch and dinner in one go I’ll move onto the next part of the meal- the Mac ‘n’ Cheese.

You can’t fault them on how much they can cram into this pot, and this is just the regular size. For me though, it just wasn’t creamy enough. The ratio of pasta to sauce was completely off, although that’s not to say it didn’t taste good. The macaroni were very small, meaning that more pasta could be packed in tightly, which in turn meant that the sauce literally just covered a few of the bites on top rather than coating every single piece. It was also quite salty, and so this wouldn’t be my first recommendation, but again, it wasn’t bad at all.

I do love to save the best until last, especially when it’s an unexpected one like this. The BBQ Wings were probably the thing I was least excited about ordering but I was still intrigued enough to try them.

Whereas the quality of the Seitan as a chicken substitute in the burger didn’t really do it justice, the wings really showcased why it’s such a good match. There isn’t really anything here to distract from the Seitan itself, and I found the texture to be very convincing. It doesn’t tear apart in the same way that fried chicken would, but other than that it really is spot on. There’s no oddly suspicious ‘this isn’t meat’ flavour, which allows the bbq sauce to take over without having to mask an unsettling aftertaste.

Some people love eating from the bone, but I find this quite annoying and would rather be able to bite into something freely without having to work my teeth around them so I’m grateful that there’s no dodgy attempt to create a mock bone here (the attempt at this in Biff’s Jack Shack’s jackfruit wings really weirded me out and put me off eating them when I accidentally bit straight into a solid piece of god knows what…)

So these ‘wings’ were my absolute highlight and I insist that if you’re reading this, you try them at some point, whether you’re vegan or not.

The four items together were £23 in total, which I think is pretty decent for London prices, especially as some vegan food I’ve had in the city has been the same amount for half the food.

I enjoyed trying a variety of ‘dishes’, and will definitely be trying the popcorn Chick’n next time.

This kind of food is not just for vegans. It’s indulgent and tasty, and even if you’re the biggest meat eater, you should try to overcome the psychological barrier of thinking ‘but this isn’t meat’ to decide for yourself non-judgementally if you could enjoy this instead of meat from time to time.

And if you hate it? Oh well. At least you’ve been adventurous and tried something new. I don’t even know if I’d choose this over a chicken or beef burger but I’m still really enjoying opening my mind to this new kind of cuisine.

But ultimately if you’re happy and healthy with what you’re eating then all is well; meat, veggie or vegan…

¡Comemos!

xo